he can’t read yet

Larry David.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

It’s like 10,000 balls

And yet, there has been no Costanza-effect with his football abilities...

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

“Curt, you’re too racist to broadcast during the regular season when the only people watching are fantasy baseball nerds, so we’re suspending you until the playoffs, when everybody starts paying attention.” - ESPN management