completely unrelated, how come I don’t see something about the curvy wife thing on here? I had some taeks ready to go but i guess i’ll have to keep them to myself. I’m disappointed in you jezebel

i went to a wedding where the couple had their first dance to better man by pearl jam. i love the song but i don’t think they listened to the lyrics beforehand

not a great song to get people dancing which is the whole point of the wedding DJ.

sometimes giving the kids youtube kids gives you a moment of peace. After going on a long road trip with our kids and our new unlimited data plan, we had to have many moments of peace.

the family finger one is everywhere. A new one from the past year or so in my house is the johnny johnny song. I don’t understand it. At least the family finger song has a decent melody. Johnny johnny doesn’t make any sense.

The 6 year old and I were really big fans of the captain underpants movie. I highly recommend

here are my suggestions for grilling. Skip the gas grill and get a pellet grill. They are easier to control and you get a better flavor from the meat. Then go on youtube and watch step by step how to make anything your heart desires. Your wife and/or guests will be amazed.

i loved the handmaids tale. I will also be seeing the emoji movie when it comes out since i have a 6 year old who thinks the poop emoji is the pinnacle of comedy

regular surgery. I wouldn’t even call it a surgery. it takes about 15 minutes and is painless. The worst part of the entire thing is the drive to the doctors office because you are so nervous. They gave me a Valium i think it was and that helped with the nerves. They put 3 shots into my scrotum (this sounds so much…

no kidding. My wife took the kids to her parents and made sure i had plenty to eat before she left. I spent a glorious weekend on painkillers and watching game of thrones in peace. I’d recommend it to everyone.

I’m coming up on the 2 year anniversary of mine. It was fantastic. I wish i could do it every year. But the part about returning to work faster? cmon. I did mine on a thursday, took friday off and was back in the office on monday. sure you are a bit sore but its not something you need to take a lot of time off for.

shes my favorite former SNL cast member. Whenever she pops up in a movie its always such a treat

really? my mother in law got my son a subscription to that magazine but from what i’ve seen its like highlights magazine only with a dash of Christianity. in other words, very tame.

i read every young mans battle back when i was a teen. A guide on why you shouldn’t masturbate and tips on how to be a teenager and not be tempted such as taking a different route if the one you usually take has a woman jogging in a sports bra or looking at the back of the sunday advertisements so you don’t see the…

you think the situation early voted for trump or just voted for trump on election day?

i always think to myself that there is no way fox and friends could be that bad. Surely the SNL spoof and the screengrabs you see online are a rarity. Last week i am getting breakfast at a hotel and happen to glance at the tv which had fox and friends on. the graphic at the bottom said “many americans approve of…

what i remember most about this show was how bad the theme song was.

i listened to that show everyday from 2008-2012. man that show went off the rails towards the end from what i gather.

i don’ know anything about this movie except that it must be about dogs. Given how 99% of movies about dogs end, I would rather stick nails into my eyes than watch a movie about a dog dying.

my wife has gotten 3 IUDs. the first one was from planned parenthood so it was very affordable. The second one was from her gyno pre-ACA. it was $700ish. The current one was with ACA and was $0. If you don’t have one and are thinking about it, call your doctor right now and schedule an appointment.