@spoonTRex: Absoutely lie about it. No one reads the comments.

Now all we need is someone to combine this with some Ikea furniture, and the circle of lifahacker will be complete.

@Jones Foyer: I liked condorman's car as a kid, but I couldn't help but love thos murdered out porsches.

This looks like an execellent opportunity to try Google translate on android. But then again, that might be how you end up in prision.

@Tentacle: This car is so futuristic that it is a taxi cab in the future on Back to the Future III. Check it out.

All I can think of after seeing that lead photo: Transformers! More than meets the eye!

@Wish my Sonata ran on veggies: Easy, that is the Renegades car from GI Joe, they were a band of misfit mercenaries headed up by Zartan, and usually were in cahoots with Cobra, now my memory fails me as to what the vehicles name was.

@LoganSix: Agreed, kind of a comic book superhero or supervillan thing going on.

@izzor: Oh no, I appreciate the Graverobber, NPOCP is one of my favorite features on Jalopnik

@slapgun87: Did I just witness the creation of a new meme?

Was I the only one who thought there was going to be an M3 in the wall at the end? These kids wern't great, but I have seen much worse. Misleading headline?

@Zfire: He would probably let you if you wouldn't keep gluing the pages together.

@HighSpeedIndeed: Makes me wish I had 3 hands!!

@McMike: This infographic clearly misses the important role the thumb plays in the shocker series.

@Jeb_Hoge: Eastbound and Down. Good stuff, you should look it up.

I didn't even think of this until today. If you open your doors while you are driving, the car can fly.

@CaptSwerve: Yeah, I was going to say the same. It is harder to tell that they mark up clothing, but comparable things like housewares, and toys, I have seen a 50% markup on same items from Wal-Mart or Target. People feel they get a good deal, because it was 30% off in the store, and I had a coupon for 15% off, but…

@skinnyguy: Please check your facts, current versions of software and hardware can only upload to MySpace, so basically no one sees them. The NEW software has facebook functionality, making this much more scary.

@Adam!: I hope you are in high school, otherwise your rant is somewhat creepy.

I used to have something similar, it was a picture of Mickey Mouse holding a can opener, and flipping you the bird, and it said "Nice parking job, next time leave me a fucking can opener so I can get my car out, Asshole!" I like this one though because I didn't always have someone crowding me. Off to the printer.