Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

I don’t know. As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one person that can play Jackie Jormp-Jomp...

Bernard Gilkey, movie star! And one damn good year with the Mets.

Wait, 33-42 at home??? Up until this moment I didn’t realize that. Has a team every finished 15 games over on the road and below .500 at home? This is now a certainty to happen even if the Cards win out.

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

Not one in particular, but I shake my head when I see a sticker from the losing political candidate from 3 elections ago.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

Man, must be something in the water.