Nothing about that was a "real NBA fight" or even a "tackle."

I tried, but I failed to come up with a dick joke funnier than the amazing "Who wants to see James Harden?" joke from a few years ago. Go re-read that.

This game could use more llamas

Good thing outrage over the media airing exploits of LBJ, Jr. has motivated LBJ, Sr.

As a former resident of Chicago, I can say that most of them aren't getting out of bed today because it's a Wednesday in February. When you've not seen the sun since mid-November, your will to live dies.

Why aren't there seats down by the ice? It looks so sterile with all that empty space.

Maybe play it somewhere it could be filled with snow?

I don't know what any of those are but I want to be involved. Sign me up.

Hope this doesn't tarnish Sapp's reputation.