As a diamond PhD, I estimate that ring to be worth between 2 and 5 million laffs.

Yeah, that’s huge!

Wow. Pure goddamned evil.

YES TO ALL OF THIS

THANK YOU

I never loved Erika but now she’s unbearable. Bringing her glam squad on a beach vacation is creepy. She arrives for every little snack hour looking like a crazy person. And I cringe so hard when she tries to talk street: “I will defend myself to fucking bone.” Gotta love how often the housewives mix up idiomatic…

The portrayal of the history lesson that has been reported is inaccurate, out of context, contains false facts and ignores the overwhelming support of Ms. Antinozzi from dozens of parents at the school.

Agree with both comments!

Co-signing on everything you wrote!

At first I was surprised Denise Richards is as chill as she is, then I realized she was married to Charlie Sheen for a number of years. I don’t think someone high strung and snotty would be married to  Charlie Sheen...

I absolutely believe Dorit either 1) sold her belongings or 2) paid someone to steal them to get insurance money.  I also think Dorit had an assistant dump that dog at a shelter, I don’t think there was a 2nd party.  I can’t believe this is the hill the ladies seem to want to die on with LVP - Dorit really fucked up,…

I agree with 100% of that

All of this is exactly correct (and much more organized and well-articulated than I have been able to manage thus far in discussing it with friends). So weird that the only person on the show who seems to recognize they’re all focusing on the wrong thing is Camille. Wish she had spoken up with that opinion instead of…

Caught up on the episodes this weekend, and this storyline seems even more mindless and pointless when watching all at once. RHOBH has been reaching for years, but this has to be the worst. Lisa’s brother JUST died. This is not her season for a takedown. The only time Kyle made sense was when she was still drunk from…

Be best, Melanie.

he’s afraid that a girl will beat him

I can’t wait till my kid hits 13 so I can sell him to a famous person for lots of $$$$$$$$

Man if you thought that sweet rape money was good, wait til you see the parent-of-a-kid-in-a-sex-cult money!!

What a remarkable coincidence it is that R Kelly’s very, very specific type is compromised exclusively of black women 30+ years his junior who are estranged from dishonest, mercenary parents!

What’s most telling is that R. Kelly was present when those women were being interviewed and would cough at points to, ostensibly, remind them that he was there.