I bet it’s not staged! I’m sensing a real Wilson/Tom Hanks in Cast Away relationship between that baby and the IUD.

Omg yes. Yes. A thousand times yes to “Scary Island”

I will not be watching RHONY until it is election-free. We lived this only a few months ago. I cannot watch anything pre-election-related (where people still had hope). It’s too soon!

Yes! my similar reply: Susan Sarandon, you can go ahead and go fuck yourself!

Hrmmm. I guess I am not up to date on my Pratt/Faris knowledge. I base my feelings on their charm on Anna’s podcast (a few episodes are very funny, but she generally gives bad advice...while still being what I thought was charming) and the Parks and Rec bloopers where Chris is being funny and (usually) ridiculous.

+1 for your self-flagellation

Why the extended Chris Pratt hate?? I’m on board for hating on awful celebs like Chris Brown, etc., but Chris Pratt seems like a nice dude. Misguided with certain recent statements, but still lovable. Also, Anna Faris!

It’s not a problem that they’re gay, but that they are different species. (Cause that hasn’t been done before...har har)

There are many of those white males who are so fragile and “sensitive” that upon being asked not to use particular language, they throw a tantrum like a 2 year old. “But whhhhyyyyy??? I want to uuuuuuse iiiiiit.”

Let this be the gif thread!

There have been probably tens of millions (maybe hundreds of millions) of college athletes over the past 50+ years who have not murdered people.

I was thinking the exact same thing as I read this article and almost had a rage stroke. “We are going to be proactive. But not against corporations violating antitrust laws, discriminating against employees, or hurting consumers. But against pot smokers! And don’t worry, we won’t actively police your right to bear…

I have shoulder and neck pains from how I sit at my desk. But good news: I can crack my neck on command! *sobs*

Exactly. The difference is not in the physical procedure—it’s in the motivation! FGM is done to control women, to take away their sexual pleasure in order to prevent them from being promiscuous.

I am female and my genitals were mutilated.

To be fair, it’s more like apples and bananas, but I agree with you.

Answer: Yes.

Yeah - headline definitely checks out.

Dear God, the New York Post. I thought that article was from “The Onion.” But, seriously, those photos.