Amy Poehler’s words re: James Cameron’s marriage always slay me, and seem appropriate here.

Apparently all of them except Zodiac. He’s still holding back his endorsement.

That article about Prince says his is estate is $300 million, not $3 million. Before I clicked through, I was shocked he only had $3 million...

Her pauses and expression when delivering that line—perfect!!

Likely because he was lying about the 26-pounder

Bow chicka wow wow!

I needed this today! <3 Love is the best.

I believe you mean the “Pig of Bay” invasion.

The Obama/H. Clinton disparity you mention - I have a feeling it’s just a small preview of what is to come... -siiiiigh-

I don’t disagree re: burdens. Just thinking about the definition of adultery.

Absolutely - I do not disagree with you about that!

If we are going with the religious definition, it fits (e.g. Christianity looks at “coveting thy neighbor’s wife” as adultery, at least in my experience. Experience with Christianity. Not adultery. Just to be clear.).

Not disagreeing with your overall premise, but technically the partner was committing adultery by having sex with a married person.

Purely for vaguebooking

“He will come again to judge the living and the dead.”

I think it's hysterical! Surreal at times but so funny. So is the you tube show she did about similar topics - The Maria Bamford Show.

...Clarice...