If you want to be talked into buying an electric motorcycle, sign up for a free test ride on a Zero. You can sign up on the Zero website. One ride is all it took to convince me.

As an owner of a Zero SR and a R1, I totally agree. Loudness and safety are virtually unrelated.

Expanding boobs for the ladies?

You sing the “I’m a Lumberjack” song repeatedly until you are saved.

Or my favorite, “weaving in and out of traffic” which could be nothing more than “changing lanes”.

That wasn't a gun training class. It was a Chamber of Commerce event in Port Charlotte.

At least when I'm popping a wheelie drunk, I'm trying to pop a wheelie. Can't say I've seen too many texting wheelie poppers.