fiverthirtyfive
Fiverthirtyfive
fiverthirtyfive

Best god damned 7 - 1 team in the NFL.

Great! No need to apologize! I’m just glad the truth is out there!

Sometimes, if I’m not careful at my computer, I yank love onto my feet.

I remember in the 80’s when my dad’s car had an ashtray in every car door. I used to stick my gum in the same one, until it I had essentially sealed it shut. It was nearly impossible to get out of there. It was also a lot easier to hit your kids in the 80’s.

Kevin Draper is feigning ignorance when it comes to his knowledge of deleting comments. He nukes comments quite often so he’s definitely familiar with how the system works. Here’s my reply to Kevin Draper...

In other words - a man once accused of rape remains ‘guilty’, even if he has been acquitted. A woman should never be called a liar, even if the lie has been proven beyond reasonable doubt. No need to prosecute someone who tried to destroy another prson’s life. Great logic. Thank you!

if you want to conveniently skip the part about her mom (and possible her) having to create a hoax to even have some resemblance to something called evidence as to her accusation so you can post this bullshit, then go ahead.

Whoops, I forgot to thank you, so let me begin. Thank you, people who believe that you are guilty until proven innocent. Without you, the rest of us would not have a respectable understanding of how the justice system works.

I’ve learned this the hard way, and have a lazy cat who won’t do shit about mice, save for tease them.

My grandmother’s brother had a story like that. Back in the 60’s, he was going to town late at night to pick up his son from work. His wife was tired and didn’t want to go with him, so he went alone. Driving on the county roads not too far from where they lived, he saw a woman on the side of the road. After he had

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

As Managing Editor Peter King, I submit the following edit:

No, you don't get a pass (no pun intended). Motorcyclists are obliged to follow the same laws and rules as everyone else. Both riders and the driver were douche bags, although the guy in the car deserves an attempted murder charge whereas the riders are just simple douches.

20mph under isn’t illegal in general. Whatever the law says, the law says. I know that the minimum legal speed on a freeway is 40mph, which is at least 25 under the maximum.

Looks to me like a case of asshole (swerving into them) on asshole (speeding recklessly, passing in a no passing zone, no safety clothing) crime.

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Reminds me of when a guy was talking about Matt Harvey and didn't realize his name was Matt Harvey.