Lets solve this mystery like a game of Clue:

IIRC, we went there for a school field trip around 1985. Was the best field trip ever.

If newspapers go away, what will I cut up and stick to the walls of my shed?

I’m just waiting for the dreaded “vote of confidence.” I put my money on Thursday.

I’m just waiting for the dreaded “Vote of confidence.” I put my money on Thursday.

Great googly moogly

I live in VA, and I am now NEVER surprised at where and when dumbass racists intersect with my kid’s sports. Last year, my son’s AAU team played a game that came down to a close call with a couple seconds left, but the ref called no foul, and my kids’ team won by 6. Right after the game, Big Redfaced White Guy coach…

If life is currently a bad-adaptation of a video game, then we are living in Uwe Boll’s imagination.

They might be all 13 y/o’s, but each one has a phone and basically infinite time on their hands. Kilmeade and Doocy are doomed.

Kim Jong Un, in his Dennis Rodman jersey, with crystal meth.

It’s not like there aren’t other Nazi cosplayers out there.  All this guy needs to nail the look is a monacle.

The only way this could be better would be if her first name was Chastity.

My favorite PC was an undersized halfling with no combat skills and a predilection for seducing ladies of the “larger kind”. He wore a sombrero and serape, serenaded the women with his ukulele, and rode a burro named Donkey.

I wonder what’s up with Byfuglien: if he has mono, he won’t be traded to the Rangers.

I’ve got Mahomes, Kelce and Hardman (waiver pickup) on my fantasy league team, and I about lost my mind when he tossed another bomb for a 74-yd TD to Hardman later on in the game.

The Redskins are the NFL equivalent of Spinal Tap: they were great one day, but that day is long gone, and they can’t get through the season without their drummer exploding.

BWW?? I came here to mock you for your ignorance of the ways of B-dubs, but since you came to the correct conclusion anyway, I will just consider this just a speed-bump (or chunk of blue cheese) in your road to enlightenment.

Ok, who knew about this?

THEN he follows the path blazed by many before him, and becomes a bi-polar alcoholic with unwise choices in facial tattoos who as an adult founds a gay conversion therapy center and lives in a van down by the river. All because a grown-ass man put him in his place. All because of a Saquon Barkley jersey.

Wait, wait, wait..... this is NOTHING. Bryce Harper been out for an Iggles game yet?