Hot take bro

Fuck it, I’m in

Oh for sure.

Ooof. Tempting, but I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole—said pole would likely just poke through what’s left of the body.

> To be huddled like rats in moving boxes on someone elses schedule.

I get that you’re only counting road bridges, but let’s be real—Hell Gate is #1. Cool name, ridiculously overengineered, and criminally underappreciated.

Excellent! Looking forward to it.

Wouldn’t mind more Beetle updates, either!

Or you’ll end up selling it 10 years later for $800

Breakfast noodles are a think bruh! #hk4lyfe

@ Kristen - what are your top 5 favorite noodle spots in NYC?

Can we have more long-form pieces like the one about Radar? I see him around the neighborhood all the time and always think about the story you published a few months back.

No thanks—have you even seen the line of presidential succession?

Yup. NY’s been making solid progress with its bike lane infrastructure, as well.

Boston has the unfortunate distinction of having an even worse transit system than New York’s. More dysfunctionality with even less reach!

Let’s make it 300—isn’t that the Jalopnik-endorsed number, after all?

It’s ok—we know we’re better than the rest!

Well, as a stereotypical Brooklyn #millennial hipster, I’ve spent many an evening and weekend around that stretch of Metropolitan. I’m a big fan of the beer selection/backyard at Spuyten Duyvil.

“Not as if this gawker-inspired cesspool was ever any crown jewel of journalism in the first place, it’s more like the $6 fake diamond butt plug from the I-70 truck stop.”

Eloquent!