That foot locking thing by Borschart was a cheap move.  He deserved everything he got.  

Pro/rel fixes everything !!! /s

FA Women’s Super League (England), Division 1 Femenine (France), Frauen Bundesliga (Germany), Damallsvenskan (Sweden), etc.

While I and most others writing about him now, after the hotly contested courtship that involved pretty much all the game’s biggest clubs finally came to a close when Barcelona announced yesterday that they’d won the Ajax man’s hand in marriage for a hefty €75 million (the ceremony is set for this coming summer), have…

Lauren, can you please take over full-time for Billy? I genuinely enjoy your concise, well-written, well-thought out articles that are not the length of Hammurabi’s Code.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

I know this tread is months old now but I felt compelled to comment. I hadn’t played this game since I was a kid on SNES but always remembered it fondly. For some reason I recently got that old school FF bug and downloaded a SNES FFIII emu and started my first play through in what seems like a thousand years. It took…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

Please stop trying to make Pool Boys happen.

No, it’s because Billy’s made a career of being the Anti-American Soccer No Matter The Reason hot take artist. He doesn’t need time to do any fact checking or thinking things through because doing so gets in the way of his stated goal.

Though my Spanish is rusty, I also gathered that Sergio Ramos is no fan of the current U.S. immigration practice of separating asylee applicant parents from their children (since, he explained, it fails to separate the shoulders of the kids as well).

Ohhh, Joe Manchik. Not to be confused with FIFA Rules Expert and Match Commissioner Dr. Joe Machnik.

I’ve been in the exact same situation with my friends because I also have a Liverpool bias.  Every time Jesus has fluffed a chance I’ve texted them in jest while secretly not joking that “Bobby would have done better there.”

Brazil lost because they did not start Firmino again, period.  Every time he’s come on in every game he’s either scored or created goals for others.  Tite stuck with Gabriel Jesus to the detriment of the team.

This flavor makes paying the extra couple bucks for name-brand Advil Cold & Sinus worth it when you’re dying of the crud.

But basically I don’t think I have significantly lower odds of completing a PK than actual players.

Klutch Sports somehow only has the second worst globe logo ever:

Don’t feel too bad for Messi

My son wanted to watch it coz it looked cute/funny. He was bored halfway through the first episode, and I was laughing my ass off. I’ll keep watching, and he can revisit it when he’s had his soul crushed properly in the workplace.