This flavor makes paying the extra couple bucks for name-brand Advil Cold & Sinus worth it when you’re dying of the crud.

But basically I don’t think I have significantly lower odds of completing a PK than actual players.

Klutch Sports somehow only has the second worst globe logo ever:

Don’t feel too bad for Messi

My son wanted to watch it coz it looked cute/funny. He was bored halfway through the first episode, and I was laughing my ass off. I’ll keep watching, and he can revisit it when he’s had his soul crushed properly in the workplace.

Anyone checked on Billy?

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

The same player who literally could not kick a ball into the penalty area on command is now playing and scoring regularly for the greatest national team of this generation. It is infuriating to watch, and that’s coming from someone who still roots for Ryan Babel and Jonjo Shelvey.

3 of the 4 you mentioned are retired, both Lampard and Kaka were signed over 3 years ago, and Cole is a non-DP player on a $350,000-a-year contract, so he doesn’t really fit the retirement tour model. Not entirely sure what you were going for there.

Except it’s really not.

No, it really isn’t. They’ve done a really good job of coming away from that, and giving DP money to players in their prime.

Tough draw for United.

Red Bull has 2 teams in the quarterfinals of Europa League. Oil money buys you Champions League spots. Energy drink money get you Europa.

What is the deal with toy unboxing videos? Why is that a thing?

One of my favorite stories is how Giant Bomb’s Vinny Caravella never takes his Switch out of the dock, because once his kids know it can be played as a handheld, that’s all they will ever want to do.

It’s not the Statue of Liberty. It’s an homage to the worst Weeping Angel story.

EXDEATH APPROVES.

Those players play for their college team as well as training with their academy. There’s a 99% chance that any of the players from that academy roster that you linked that are good enough to play in MLS will be signed to a HGP contract instead of going through the draft. The draft is borderline irrelevant. These days…

Every post you make hurts your own argument. Who do you think plays on a U23 team? Players not good enough for the real team. The best players go from youth academies (U-17 generally) to the team. Players that aren’t as good go to college.

She’s the only one in the relationship that can hit the net with regularity.