Stop it right there. As a die-hard LFC fan, you might as well be torturing puppies for how you're making me feel.

It's almost pretty in an "alien death pod crafted from pain and fear and wood pulp vomit" kind of a way.

That brand allows me to watch every single Premier League game. As a supporter of a club that isn't one of the big boys, that's incredible. And their production has been fantastic.

"Your mother is a ravenous lover, son. We made love once, under the stars one summer night, to the soundtrack of "Les Miserables". I cried afterwards."

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

Only after they heard Liverpool wanted him.

This brave, disabled sprinter then went home and shot his bitch 4 times through the doggy door.

Shouldn't this be on Regressing?

In The Untouchables, Sean Connery's character famously said, "He pulls out a knife, you pull out a gun. That's the Chicago way." By that math, 82 people pulled out knives over the July 4th weekend.

He must have thought it was first base.

Please make the 2018 team all black.

I don't know about this. It seems to me Brazil was the team that sucked.

it's on VOD. And watch it. It's super great. Just not with the toddler around

*Admits to not following soccer*

Maybe you should play the real R6 on PC that were FPS and not third person...

Are we sure this isn't a marketing ploy by Evernote?

"Who wants to watch that crap? Do you? I don't want to watch that crap."