Shouldn't this be on Regressing?

In The Untouchables, Sean Connery's character famously said, "He pulls out a knife, you pull out a gun. That's the Chicago way." By that math, 82 people pulled out knives over the July 4th weekend.

He must have thought it was first base.

Please make the 2018 team all black.

I don't know about this. It seems to me Brazil was the team that sucked.

it's on VOD. And watch it. It's super great. Just not with the toddler around

*Admits to not following soccer*

Maybe you should play the real R6 on PC that were FPS and not third person...

Are we sure this isn't a marketing ploy by Evernote?

"Who wants to watch that crap? Do you? I don't want to watch that crap."

Flopper

Jeter's kids will be incredibly confused why so many questioned their father's range when they were raised in 28 separate cities.

C'mon Remy, it's not like Escobar murdered someone.

Yeah, the unmistakable feel your your hometown boy Ague

It was meh. Too smokey for my taste. I killed about 50% of the 750 before beginning to blend with the Polish Moon, which is also meh. The blend? Meh.

Bitey... err Luis Suarez, Premier League Golden Boot winner, will be wearing the red of Liverpool next year. There is no doubt in my mind.

A bottle of Indeed Brewing's Hot Box (imperial porter aged on smoked poblanos) that I brought back from Minneapolis this weekend, some Easy Jack, and MKE's Polish Moon. Hockey makes me drink.

"They were initially suspicious of the group of 11 guys but eventually realized they were innocent."

This is a bit too cerebral for Deadspin. Let me simplify it for you: