Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

Did somebody say Sex Olympics?

Why no "on your back" skeleton event?

Is there anyone other than Reilly not in favor of Regis' side?

Hey, some professionals are just as succeptible to well-turned pranks— just look at the offer Chelsea officials threw at "Fernando Torres."

When you consider the guy is now the subject of an iconic bird-flipping picture and his animus appears to be directed toward a guy who rejected being a boy named Soo, it's pretty obvious that we're dealing with a huge Johnny Cash fan here.

handball player scores crazy goals with ingenious ball spin

Polar Bear: [finally takes first steps]

I was thinking Hornball Brother.

For $30, I made two chair mats from tempered hardboard purchased at my building supply store. My chair rolls great over it since it's a smooth surface. This was less expensive than the traditional hard plastic chair mats that crack over time. This one lasts FOREVER! I'll just invest the other $20...

In other news, Costa Rica has applied for UEFA membership.

That would be pretty funny if there were any more than a token couple of Frenchmen playing for that team of mercenaries.

If there's one thing LeBron learned from his teammates, it's that you should definitely be nice to moms. You never know what could happen.

What the article doesn't say is that foul play is a possibility. Currently, they have only one suspect.

Just turn your computer sideways when you watch it.

Oh man. You are parent of the year material. And your kid is adorable!

D'AWWW! So cute! :3

... A goalkeeper is considered to be in control of the ball: