GLOSSARY OF GOLF TERMS

Fox Sports 1 really does have everything.

The Club wishes to eradicate any form of discrimination . . . both on and off the football pitch.

Hmm, putting down a whole handle which then gives way to nothing but complete and utter emptiness inside. I had no idea Bob Ryan had so much in common with my dad.

No, judgement call by the ref. Costa Rica had a lot invested in this game since the snow bowl in Denver...bad blood. I am guessing the ref decided not to add fuel to the fire and went yellow.

No mention of the Saturn Rocket/Missiles? We would always use these to bombard our GI Joes and little green army men.

Watch the ball just disappear in the GIF above. Magic.

Is it weird that I just imagined that each vagina in that pile was being trailed by uterus..? Like a toddler with a deflated balloon.

Tell you what, if the guy is interested in a recording of 6 seconds of action and a white guy scoring I've got a few home videos I'd be willing to part with.

"Hey, what are you up to today?"
"Clubbin'."

Woofster is the Yoko Ono of Super Why.

As an American sports fan I can say that I don't give any Fucks about a one hitter in a meaningless game in May. This is the final in the top club competition in the world in the sport of soccer/football.

Too soon.

"You've had your say. Fuck You!"

Rafa Benitez: "Okay, you see this big round thing? It's called a football. See, you want to try to kick it, but not too hard, right at that thingy right over there that we call a goal. If you do that, all the fans here will be thrilled! Doesn't that sound exciting?"

Man Utd fans shouldn't be too worried about the future. Most of them probably couldn't imagine life as Lakers fans after Phil Jackson's retirement, either.

Nothing to do with JRPGs, but if you haven't already, I encourage you to read The Expurgation of Maniac Mansion. It's a really fascinating look at Nintendo's censorship process during the NES days.