Oh, I ceded the Wii U to my daughter long, long ago.

Also, if you don’t want a child to have a toy, do not let them see it.

I see into the future of my alma mater, Illinois.

I haven’t played an MGS since the first one, but as soon as you mentioned Perceptor I immediately recognized him, even after thirty years.

I knew without reading further that you weren’t talking Chambana, and that’s good enough for me to maintain some semblance of superiority complex over the “other” central IL schools.

The potty-training question makes me happy for two reasons: One, we decided to stop at one kid; two, that kid pretty much potty-trained herself over the course of maybe ten days and was good.

I will admit it is a struggle to not be salty in the face of autofellating blog posts by Barca fans.

I’ve lived in Massachusetts twice now and my company HQ and most of my colleagues are still there. It’s bad enough when the Sox make the playoffs, but it’s undeniably worst for the Patriots since that is an every-year occurrence.

It’s worth noting that nobody cares what the Sounders do.

Yeah, Dragon Feet (the fast kick) combined with the Texas Boots from the hidden shop in the tunnel completely break the game.

Also Super Dodge Ball, and Crash ‘N The Boyz. I think there are a couple others on NES as well that never made it to the US.

I was just talking about River City Ransom as an obscure, unremembered game over on my own site this morning. Probably not as obscure now as it once was, but still.

I fixed this largely by imposing my musical tastes on my wife well before we had a kid, and then more recently loading the best of all of our choices directly into the SD card reader in my wife’s new car. There is no escape.

You made me check. I still have five in line older than me, whew.

Come on, La Liga is still a wildly more competitive league than Ligue 1.

If only he’d stayed at Barca, where they merely have a nine-point lead and a +43 GD. And where they’d probably still have Coutinho and Dembele, to say nothing of Messi and Suarez, because FFP means nothing to Barca same as it doesn’t to PSG. Then Neymar might be living up to his full potential.

I got food poisoning from a Kelly’s once and never could go back. Arby’s hasn’t tried to kill me yet. But sounds like it did the letter writer, so YMMV, I guess?

Much better than my comment. Have a star.

It would happen to anyone in a relationship with Jozy Altidore. It’s not her fault.

I appreciate your shirt budget a great deal.