Red Bull would make it epic too. Ice and snow circuits. Artificially wet tracks. Bananas and red shells — wait, what?

Samsonite! I was way off.

Embrace the RAM mustache

Que Dem butthurt.

Hillary should be in prison. If I’m donating money to ensure that her lying, corrupt criminal ass doesn’t get elected, I would donate to Bernie Sanders, who's running against her before I pay for this stunt.

Except the problems in the GTs were gearbox related. The engines did fine. But hey, don’t let me harsh your hater narrative.

Found this answer over on a NASA Q&A site.

This man was pictured leaving the scene of the crash

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

One of the boys was throwing down.....

Or you can just tie the camera man to the race car.

Meanwhile, during a corporate meeting at Michelin

We were invited. Check with Poland... er... Libya.

You never had me, Scania. You never had your trailer.

Powertool, car and gun safety knowledge should be a requirement in school.

Great article Wes, everyone should know this stuff. I daresay it should be taught in school even.

obligatory.