obviously that's not his car, It hasn't been crashed yet

Now THIS is the kind of Mercedes I'd drive to the welfare office to pick up food stamps.

De Tomaso Pantera.

While CA and America in general sure could stand some improvement in this regard, it's long past time to stop letting SF off the hook for this shit.

I've always wanted my car to look like a bass boat.

With every action there's an equal and opposite reaction. Many of the holier than thou environmental nazi's have inadvertently created this monster themselves with their crummy attitudes. I have been given dirty looks filling my S class Mercedes at the pumps by douche nozzles with their "green" cars. Just because…

I would totally watch a NASCAR vs LOTR nerd fight.

Ford built a handful of Glaxies with the 427 SOHC. they were labeled as prototype cars, but they were built and delivered to customers (one went to astronaut Gordon Cooper).

No, boring is the 11 total minutes of action on average in a 3 hour NFL game.

Also, don't try forklift donuts.

It's football

The Ferrari Testarossa. It reeks of cocaine. Look at those side air vents! Those straight lines

87-93 Fox Body GT Mustang

All the jokes on here are so original. Non LA people making fun of hockey in California, or non hockey people making fun of the sport.

Ford Fairlane Thunderbolt.

None of the players involved missed a shift.

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

The first flight to break the sound barrier? Who knew what would happen? How do planes work anyways?

Best goalie in the world has a Stanley Cup and a Conn Smythe