I like cars. I like nearly every manufacturer. My favorite car is the Mustang. And this is quite possibly one of the worst things to ever happen to any Mustang in it’s 50 years of existence. Please let someone who loves Mustang rescue this car.

Send it to the crusher please. Great car, awful engine. You know Ford Racing offer great crate engines that are infinitely better than that Toyota hunk of shit right?

Please, please, please let cigarette and alcohol companies sponsor race teams again. They have lots of money and give zero fucks.

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I want one. In fact two. One from LA to San Diego and one from LA to Vegas. No more traffic. No more hungover car rides. No more leaving Vegas early on Sunday to “beat the traffic”.

2 wheels in contact with the ground? How wasteful! 1 wheel on the ground has less rolling resistance, and is therefore more efficient. By requiring both wheels on the ground, CA lawmakers are requiring bikes to pollute more. See, wheelies are environmentally friendly!

“Now Cole, when that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads ‘9,000 R.P.M.’ that’s bad.” Harry Hogge

The correct answer isn’t X amount of horsepower, it is power to weight ratio. I think every car should be built to have less than 10 pounds per horsepower because I’m fucking stupid. In fact, the closer you get to 5 pounds per horsepower, the better those numbers sound. So the perfect amount of horsepower is in fact…

Chevy Chevette - Chevy Corvair = Chevy Corvette!

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I vote Subaru Busaru.

I’m going out on a limb here and saying Sylvester Stalone. He’s had a slew of rad cars, both modern and classic. And he drives his rides. Other celebrities may have more historically important cars, but Sly buys what he likes and kudos to that.

As a lifelong Dodger fan and LA resident, I still can’t listen to Vin Scully. Thanks deadspin for giving me more Vin Scully than the DODGERS, TWC and MLB combined.

What is Track Pack 60T and why isn’t that standard on a track slaying Mustang? WTF Ford?

As a Californian, I would trade emissions testing for a vehicle safety inspection as long as performance modifications were not banned, or as difficult to get as a Concealed Carry Permit in LA.

I would issue them supersoakers loaded with bacon grease. Stops Muslims in their tracks.

Predator face truck is the worst faced truck.

I fucking love The Rock.

Josh Donaldson showed the Angels no Canadian hospitality today as it appears he shouted “Fuck you! Suck my cock!” at the L.A. dugout during today’s game at Rogers Centre.