True. There’s a goldmine of amazing automotive YouTube videos they could be coattail surfing yet somehow they land on “lightskinyogi” sliding his half naked ass on the floor.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I realize it’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, but are reviewing and debunking tiktok videos the new norm for Jalopnik?

I’m shocked that this is something people needed to figure out

You know what’s even more amazing than a super-modded Supra? A bone stock Supra. I don’t think I have actually seen one since the mid 90s. My mom’s co-worker had a Supra, and I thought it was the coolest car ever.

Writer has a decent budget and wants something funky, and unique.

That’s still missing the E39 solution, which is “double arm parallel, cam controlled”. They get rid of the small unwiped section at the bottom center of the windshield that is normally out of reach for regular wipers:

In your free time, you can also Google how Hertz seems to just have poor inventory control in general. Sometimes, employees fail to account for where cars are dropped off, and the solution is to... report them stolen.

I sure hope they imported the matching Patagonia jackets for those Subarus.

Did Florida decriminalize killing protestors with one’s car? In Minnesota it is not yet legal to kill a protestor with your car since there is not a GQP gov. and House and Senate.

White people polled recently have already turned reverted to their pre-George Floyd opinions on the policing/racial injustice in policing. 

Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

The sad thing is, it won’t be long before someone comes in and defends the murderer.

In fact, the current trend in statehouses across the country is towards harsher penalties for those who engage in free speech, rather than those using cars to try and silence it.

Sing it!

Ah, sounds like what I instinctively do when my mother tries to talk about politics. (I’m 55 years old, but this still is the best way I’ve found to cope with her.)

It literally looks like hell.

Startup, multiple huge promises, FAA...what could possibly go wrong?

OK, so sustainable fuel doesn’t deliver the same energy as fossil fuels or Jet A, so let’s start with that. So it either takes much newer powerplant technology or is going to require much MORE fuel quantitatively to get to altitude and to supersonic flight regimes. More fuel means more weight and size. SSTs have never…

Something something rugged individualism, amirite?