I'd say what's destroying their brand is the fact that their core customer base (old fat white men who are trying to relive their youth) are all too old, too diabetic, or too dead to buy any more bikes. 

Wait, off by 0.1 liters? In a 96 liter tank? That's barely 1%. How can you even measure that precisely? That sounds like a rounding error. 

Lootenant Dan, you have legs! 

The 101st Airborne Division has a museum on Fort Campbell, KY. They have a glider you can walk into. It's nothing but balsa wood and canvas! And there's a dang Jeep inside it! 

The Marine Corps museum is probably the best out of all the military museums. You REALLY should go! Give yourse at least 4 or 5 hours; you’ll lose all concept of time.

My grandfather was First Infantry and was at Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge. I really wish he was still alive to see the anniversary.

My grandfather was at both Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge. He passed away a couple years ago. I really wish he was around to see the 75th anniversary. He was a great American. 

Horrible idea. You know why I don't own a 3? Because the interior looks like a park bench with an iPad duct taped to it. 

I'd pay my rent via credit card just so I could get the reward points. 

Spoiler Alert:

I used to go on first dates in a beat-up ‘93 Toyolla wagon. I figured if they went on a second date they weren’t a gold-digger.

I think the improved longevity of cars and the fact that they've dramatically increased in price over the past decade has a lot to do with it, too. 

I own a ‘14 Fusion sedan I bought new. It’s a great daily driver. I so wish we got the wagon over here. I’ll never understand the American hatred of wagons and love of “crossovers” (which are just lifted wagons with Rubbermaid tacked on the sides)

I think I see a third pedal behind the spoke of the steering wheel?

I’m assuming the only other cars you’ve owned then are misfiring original Volkswagen Beetles or a 1993 Honda Civic with a Walmart muffler.

OBD-II is a US standard to read engine diagnostic trouble codes. That’s it. It has nothing to do with how you program a car’s computers. You cannot use Ford proprietary diagnostic equivalent to troubleshoot a BMW braking system, for instance.

Nah, I spend quite a bit of time in the gym, and I am quite confident that I am in better shape than those fat, balding slobs wearing lycra on their $2,000 midlife crisis road bikes. (This is the bulk of what I see in the suburbs of Baltimore.)

I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Pro tip: NEVER put your cell phone number on Craigslist. Make them email you first.

Yep, I refuse to ever support that shitty company ever again. Profits are not more important than people’s lives.