Lootenant Dan, you have legs! 

The 101st Airborne Division has a museum on Fort Campbell, KY. They have a glider you can walk into. It's nothing but balsa wood and canvas! And there's a dang Jeep inside it! 

The Marine Corps museum is probably the best out of all the military museums. You REALLY should go! Give yourse at least 4 or 5 hours; you’ll lose all concept of time.

My grandfather was First Infantry and was at Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge. I really wish he was still alive to see the anniversary.

My grandfather was at both Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge. He passed away a couple years ago. I really wish he was around to see the 75th anniversary. He was a great American. 

Horrible idea. You know why I don't own a 3? Because the interior looks like a park bench with an iPad duct taped to it. 

I'd pay my rent via credit card just so I could get the reward points. 

Spoiler Alert:

I used to go on first dates in a beat-up ‘93 Toyolla wagon. I figured if they went on a second date they weren’t a gold-digger.

I think the improved longevity of cars and the fact that they've dramatically increased in price over the past decade has a lot to do with it, too. 

I own a ‘14 Fusion sedan I bought new. It’s a great daily driver. I so wish we got the wagon over here. I’ll never understand the American hatred of wagons and love of “crossovers” (which are just lifted wagons with Rubbermaid tacked on the sides)

I think I see a third pedal behind the spoke of the steering wheel?

I’m assuming the only other cars you’ve owned then are misfiring original Volkswagen Beetles or a 1993 Honda Civic with a Walmart muffler.

OBD-II is a US standard to read engine diagnostic trouble codes. That’s it. It has nothing to do with how you program a car’s computers. You cannot use Ford proprietary diagnostic equivalent to troubleshoot a BMW braking system, for instance.

Nah, I spend quite a bit of time in the gym, and I am quite confident that I am in better shape than those fat, balding slobs wearing lycra on their $2,000 midlife crisis road bikes. (This is the bulk of what I see in the suburbs of Baltimore.)

I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Pro tip: NEVER put your cell phone number on Craigslist. Make them email you first.

Yep, I refuse to ever support that shitty company ever again. Profits are not more important than people’s lives.

#COTD

Secretly I just want to prove I can make money off it so I can use that to influence her when it comes to further stupid automotive decisions