First of all, what car were you selling? And secondly, what is “driveway”?

YES! Thank you! I love the F&F franchise, because it is a superhero franchise! Seriously, Dominic Torretto is a low-grade superhero. He doesn’t have flight or x-ray vision; his abilities include mechanical sympathy (he can fix anything and wring every last drop of performance out of a motor), uncanny timing, and the…

Seriously, why can’t they make the screen flush with the dash? It looks like someone took an iPad and duct taped it to the top of the dash.

all cars are actually shit anyway.

Toyota RAV-4 and Honda CR-V:

The RAV-4 is the automotive equivalent of wearing sweatpants everywhere: a vehicle that is completely frumpy, boring, and souless.

Holy crap; I actually had a Google+ account, presumably because they just “gave” me one for using Gmail. I just deleted it.

I’m curious what you mean by “sense of humor.”

My first car was a Plymouth Duster named “Dusty”!

Cue all the people saying “I’m going to buy this in 5 years when it depreciates.”

I’m trying to figure out why he thinks all American cars will nickel and dime you to death.

Pretty sure he said he wanted a luxury car.

Yes, I had one as a rental car on a business trip once. I have never, ever driven a car that absurdly, profoundly awful.

Was he wearing a red ball cap that said “Make America Great Again”?

My mother has that exact same car (2000 Intrepid R/T), but the 3.5L V6 in that has been bulletproof for over 100k miles.

I dunno, but I always felt like if I was paying extra to drive on a road that my tax dollars already paid for, it should be smooth as silk, have negligeable traffic, and let me bury the damn throttle into the firewall.

Because just about anything is better than the flyover state boredom that is Indiana?

According to the statement, Eggert got up to 150 mph chasing the Hellcat...

USAA isn’t as “heavily discounted” as it used to be. I was a USAA member for over a decade, but I switched about a year ago to another company and got double the coverage for half the cost.

Can we now get a better list that doesn’t list the same freaking vehicle 5 times in a row?