Or leave the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door, make your own fucking bed, and save the tip.
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Thank you. LED DRLs look fine on a modern car, but not something that’s 25 years old. It’s just as bad as putting “Angel Eye” halo projectors on an ‘89 Civic.
I can vouch for this. I bought a screen protector for my Pixel because it was a “Best seller.” The damn screen protector is too small by a millimeter on all sides. It drives me bananas!
I’ve always viewed the F&F franchise as existing in the Marvel superhero universe. See, instead of “normal” superhero abilities like flight or super strength, the heros of F&F have abilities like mechanical sympathy, lightning-quick reflexes, and the ability to pilot an automobile at 11/10ths. (I would not be…
This makes me wish even more that I could afford a Tesla. After reading this, I wouldn’t hesitate to consider buying a used Model S with over 150k on the clock, and I’ve NEVER considered that with any other vehicle.
It isn’t far, if you’re not in the overcrowded clusterfuck that is NYC. 4.6 miles in most of the country is 10-15 minutes, tops. In NYC, that’s over 30 minutes, according to the author.
Because a 30+ minute car, bus, or subway ride is “close to your job.”
I can see this causing all sorts of issues with your car insurance company. I’m pretty sure all policies state that your car can only be used as a private conveyance, and using it as a rental car means it’s now a commercial product.
Yes, and if you do not order for 3+ people using the app, I will glare at you while you hold up the line!
No, wait your freaking turn. You’re not more important than anyone else, and if you’re running late for a flight, I guess you should have planned ahead a little better, huh?
Yes, because the second thing any idiot dirtbag Harley owner does (after installing the loudest fucking pipes he can find) is lower the idle speed to make the engine sound more “potatopotato-y,” thus making it prone to dying at idle and needing those constant revs to keep it running and the oil pressure up.
Wake, hearse...
This is a shining example of what car advertisement should be.
So the invention of the supermarket was a direct result of food rationing in WWI?
...Or they’d jack the prices up even higher, since clearly $600/ticket wasn’t enough to keep out the Jaloptariat.
Bah! I do not understand the point of owning such amazing automobiles only to collect dust and occasionally be displayed on a stupid golf course.
This works great, until they inexplicably change where everything is in the store once a year. (Fun fact: they do this because they want you to take longer to shop, because they think that means you’ll spend more money. Personally, it just pisses me off that I’m wasting that much more time in the grocery store. But I…
Did someone say Cowboy Bebop?!
Did someone say Cowboy Bebop?!
My ex-wife bought a silver ‘08 Avenger R/T brand new. I get a low-level anxiety attack every time I see one on the road.