fivemortysandajumpercable
Five Mortys and a Jumper Cable
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Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely

Ask any bartender if they’ll ignore a drunk woman hitting them; or if they’ll put a drunk woman in their blind side when their drunk boyfriend is in your face. Muscles doesn’t doesn’t beat the metal of a knife and it takes a fraction of a second at that range to get one in you, proficient knife-user or not.

Should he

They’re bad takes. There was absolutely no need for him to knock that girl out. It doesn’t matter what she said, and her physicality presented zero threat to him.

Yeah, that’s a dong.