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I’m tired. So FUCKING tired.

She looks pretty much the same to me and I am a big enough fan of hers that it’s embarrassing to admit, so I feel like I would have noticed any surgery results. She’s just getting older, and that changes your face a bit, I think. Her cheeks look a bit less chubby maybe.

Not talking about Beyonce.

Ok, full disclosure,2 days ago I watched the first 20 odd minutes of Candace’s Christmas movie ’A Christmas Detour’. Only because both me and one of my friends was at our own homes, and we wanted to hang out together without actually leaving our own couches. So we turned on the Hallmark Channel, and turned on the

not all white women.

I agree. I feel like there is a difference between culture and violence/abuse. In a way, this sounds less about culture and more about laws. It’s like they’re saying, “in this country, this is how women are treated and what they can do. These are laws we have and you will be punished for breaking them even if your

Nope. Not fucking weird at all! When universal human rights (womens rights) are involved, there’s no such thing as cultural relativism. “Not raping and killing women” isn’t comparable to, say, the hijab question (is it okay to ban it? Is it okay to enforce it?)

Just adding my support to the McKinnon love fest. She’s one of the best in SNL history.

And I loved how Cecily tried to cover for Ryan by saying he was crying when really he was laughing to account for his body shaking.

I understand if it’s Fallon cracking up on a weekly basis like he did when he was a cast member, but this only happens every once and a while and it’s the best part of the show.

I found this to be one of the better episodes in a long while and frankly McKinnon made the Alien Abduction sketch work brilliantly. Simple premise but beautifully done, and her delivery when she plays these out-there, acerbic characters is always gold. The fact that Moynihan and Bryant were even starting to crack I

Right?! Like don’t make it too happy.

Nearly wet myself when Kate said she wasn't dealing with the top brass in Close Encounter

I know, I was thinking, “How can anyone be ‘too Carol Burnett?’” That’s like saying, "too much Christmas," or, "too many puppies and rainbows."

“You tell yourself whatever you need to” is what did me in.

Call it what you want, but ‘breaking’ is being human and it’s some of the best bits (thereof).

The alien abduction sketch made me fall off my sofa.

This is not the face of a man. This is the face of a boy.