If only...

Meanwhile, there’s a Mustang sitting off to the side of the road like...

The solution is right there in the article:

They were probably singing “Doo-doo-doo-dooo” as they went down the road.

In space no one can hear you scream fart.

Yeah, I saw those names and thought, if I add some numbers and maybe a symbol or two to that, I’ve got a password NOBODY is gonna break!

Looks like you’re in luck!

I would come back and haunt someone if they took me out in that, lol

Just saw the ABC article...wow.

Yeah, I kinda laughed at that, and this part:

When I see this car (Demon), I see a fast Challenger. There are other ‘fast’ Challengers (392, Scat Pack, Hellcat, etc.), but at the end of the day, they all look like the basic Challenger that dots the parking lot at Kohl’s or Wal-Mart. Meanwhile...

“In this recounting, the driver received a warning to get out of the car, however the power doors wouldn’t allow her to exit the vehicle.”

Looking forward to seeing the answer, but I admit, this stood out to me:

Strictly looking at this car and comparable ones (condition, mileage, price, etc.), I would say NP. That said, because the head of the company is so mercurial, I don’t want him to wake up one morning and decide he wants to brick my car for the lolz, so as much as I like this car, I would have to say no.

Can’t speak to the values, perceived or actual, of these, but after seeing this:

*if you tie three of them to the roof, that is.

Is he expecting to be attacked by gangstas from Nottingham Forest or something?

(maniacally evil laugh)

It boils down to, do you want to impress yourself, or those around you in this case. If you’re all about comfort and coddling yourself (and want the neighbors to think/know you have money), get the Rover. If you want the driving dynamics of a car, with the utility of an SUV, get the BMW. Cause while everyone knows and…

He’s 8 years younger than me, and I always thought he was older than I was!