Hmmph...all I got was a little pack of crackers on my last flight!

I thought the trick was to offer shots to the officer...then you’re both drunk and one cancels the other out!

No Woman, No Fly

They can’t be that savvy if they opted to elect not to get coverage on the car and also not check with their own insurance to see if the car would be covered. I’ve rented from Turo 3 or 4 times, and in each case, it was worth it to me for peace of mind if nothing else, to get the coverage. And I’ve rented everything…

When asked why she did it, the woman replied...

Yeah, there are certain countries that are a hard “no” from me.

“Oh wait-you have some of those delicious cookies? Come right in!”

“...curtains”.

(shrug) It’s Denver; it will literally snow in the morning, and be 75 in the afternoon, with no trace of snow.

If the kid had a butt plug to stick in there, this wouldn’t have happened.

Wow, I didn’t know that was what happened over there; I just figured Kinja was doing its thing as usual, since pretty much all of the other Gawker sites you could post on.

I thought one of the drawbacks to these were that the mechanicals were available, but that the body parts were unavailable (which was also an issue with the Lotus Elise front end, to a point where those were getting written off or totaled if they had cracked the clamshell front).

Oh great- something else I can stick in my...uh, rotovap.

London enters the chat...

After reading an article about how Tracy Morgan’s 2020 Lamborghini Aventador SVJ got sideswiped (and the article called it a “half million dollar car”), I was like, really? I thought those were like $300k cars.

When I was in Miami, I went slighly north of there to pick up an i8 convertible from Turo, and I stopped in Bal Harbour on my way back. On the one hand, I only saw one other i8 the entire time I was down there (and it was a hardtop), yet I lost track of how many Ferraris, Lamborghinis and Rolls Royces I saw.

“Simplify, then add lightness...and boobs.”

Then you’re from Texas?