Even though Southwest is my airline of choice, there is no consistency when it comes to the “if you check in right at 24 hours before your flight, you get the best seat” thing. Case in point:I flew to Dallas a few weeks ago, waited by the computer for the 24 hour mark, checked in and got A35. Yay! Yet, I did literally…

Seats brought to you by Cobra Commander.

According to Bentley...coming soon!

I’ve always admired these, plus you saved me the trouble of typing. NP!

(...but if you ask the Republicans, Biden’s age is a/the problem.)

Oh...and buy our stuff that you can actually afford, plebians! no one actually wants. Like...this Hyundai-looking thing:

Funny how they didn’t have any issue with people working from home during COVID when it suited -their- needs, as in, keeping their businesses afloat.

A 2000 Mercedes S500, cause I swear, every broke person has one and thinks they’re balling...and if you aren’t broke when you get it, you will be after owning it!

Always liked these, but then, I like anything that is a convertible, whether or not it was practical. That said, this sort of stood out to me:

ND; if it were the V12, maybe I’d say NP.

Apart from the paint job or vinyl graphics, it looks like a fun place to die...

I looked this up, as I must have missed the link in the article, and ironically enough, one of these cars was actually sold from a dealer down the street from me!

Only thing worse than this guy’s driving was this video; is it that difficult to hold a phone on a subject? It was like...wall...tree...oh yeah, there’s some guy driving into cars!...back to wall...ground...elbow. Yahtzee!

$20 says this was taken from a valet station; you don’t have to have skill when you have keys!

#glaringomission

Just flew out of that airport yesterday afternoon; TSA line was relatively short for how many people I saw there, but the wait time would make one want to fire a gun into the ceiling.

THIS is the article I need to see in Jalopnik, not this “exhibitionists find a new way to get freaky in public” article!

A bunch of drag queens should volunteer to get the kids to school, for free at that.

I think in this case, it’s less of that, and more of if Tesla received a report that the car was totaled (since they can remotely do so much), remove the previous owner’s info/account/etc., as they no longer need it or have the vehicle.

I saw that too, and was like “was that a dog?”, but I didn’t go back.