A 2000 Mercedes S500, cause I swear, every broke person has one and thinks they’re balling...and if you aren’t broke when you get it, you will be after owning it!

Always liked these, but then, I like anything that is a convertible, whether or not it was practical. That said, this sort of stood out to me:

ND; if it were the V12, maybe I’d say NP.

Apart from the paint job or vinyl graphics, it looks like a fun place to die...

I looked this up, as I must have missed the link in the article, and ironically enough, one of these cars was actually sold from a dealer down the street from me!

Only thing worse than this guy’s driving was this video; is it that difficult to hold a phone on a subject? It was like...wall...tree...oh yeah, there’s some guy driving into cars!...back to wall...ground...elbow. Yahtzee!

$20 says this was taken from a valet station; you don’t have to have skill when you have keys!

#glaringomission

Just flew out of that airport yesterday afternoon; TSA line was relatively short for how many people I saw there, but the wait time would make one want to fire a gun into the ceiling.

THIS is the article I need to see in Jalopnik, not this “exhibitionists find a new way to get freaky in public” article!

A bunch of drag queens should volunteer to get the kids to school, for free at that.

I think in this case, it’s less of that, and more of if Tesla received a report that the car was totaled (since they can remotely do so much), remove the previous owner’s info/account/etc., as they no longer need it or have the vehicle.

I saw that too, and was like “was that a dog?”, but I didn’t go back.

At least two times in fact, as I didn’t realize until I read this article, that they had two kids; I knew about the one that had the name like my online banking password, but wasn’t aware they had a second one. Also...

Amazon can’t classify her, and The Root can’t spell her name correctly-they should team up!

OMG IT DOESN’T HAVE CARPLAY HOW WILL I GET AROUND???

*shrug* Depends on what your definition of a “decent used car” is, I suppose.

Not saying it couldn’t work, but just cause you live there, doesn’t mean you don’t work elsewhere, and need a car to get to work, or to check in on elderly relatives nearby, or just want to hop in the car to go on a road trip or vacation. I just saw where Zoom (of all companies!) decided to bring most of their work…

Pennsylvania (or at least Pittsburgh) only got in store liquor in the last few years; I used to love the fact that when I was in a Wal-Mart or CVS out of state, that I could grab a few adult beverages without having to make an additional stop, and hated that I couldn’t do it back home. But now the large grocery store…

God forbid she has to, idk, scrape her own windows in winter or something when it’s cold!