Exactly. Call Stewart in as a witness, since he sounds like he isn’t with this BS, and hit her with every possible charge.

“Shop like a billionaire!”

Not saying they don’t have their fair share of problems, but dude...you live in Hawaii...and this is what you’re upset about?

Somebody’s making Martian Toad-In-The-Hole!

...as one does.

Well, there’s always the classic “Donald Trump has Ivanka sit on his lap on top of a statue of two parrots screwing” pic (I am NOT making this up!)

Uh...were the deputies just walking around with a dildo, or did they rummage around the house til they found one, or...wth?

Exactly! It reminds me of the whole “maintenance schedule” thing with Mercedes; yes, if you are willing to pay to replace any/every thing the service advisor says you should, your car should go a million miles too. But a lot of people don’t keep a car for 5 years, let alone long enough to get a car to a million miles,…

I think this is interesting and the cosmetic issues can be addressed; that said, still think it’s too high for what it is, so ND

And see...what people don’t know is, knowing Donny Hathaway’s “This Christmas” is required reading for all Black folks, as this is the only true version, lol

When u tryin to sing “Break My Soul”, but ya girls are soloing on “I Just Got To Be Freeeee”!

My thing is...the song has been out since what, 1989...and auntie don’t know it (or know all the words)? OK, fine-but she’s been performing since forever, so she has to know the value in a rehearsal; I don’t know if they had an edited version, and that’s what tripped her up or what, but...I guess I’m saying she should…

-This- is the point I was trying to impress upon someone in a chat group who was all “you’re defending the billionaires!”; it doesn’t take a lot of money at all to do something really stupid, yet the amount of resources utilized in rescuing a person or people after the dumb thing is the same; the Parks services or…

From the looks of it, one of them has already stolen the other’s conditioner, so...

They forgot the i3...or as I like to call it, the “angry rice cooker”:

You saved me the trouble of posting both-thanks!

Yes, it’s nice. But it isn’t worth what they’re asking, full stop. ND

Yup. That and seeing items that advertise free shipping, then you go to checkout, and it has a shipping cost because that selection is the default, and you have to dig around and select the one that has the actual ‘no charge for shipping’ selection. Slightly annoying and cumbersome, but not insurmountable.

This might make their heads explode over there then...

“Maybe next time you’ll pay for the little blue checkmark!”