4th Gear: psst-I heard there was a plant in Lordstown that wasn’t doing much...

The shady, petty part of me has Flowers responding “don’t you mean your soon-to-be ex-husband, cause..?”, as he examines his nails.

YES!

(Initially the way this read to me was, if you want the standard infotainment screens and all, you buy the car as-is, but if you want actual buttons, it is a $400k option, which I thought was a bit much, even for a Rolls.)

Eddie Bauer used to have a lifetime warranty; it sounds like thtey sort of do now,at least for their older stuff?

That, and this from the article:

omg, Sam the Eagle made a sex tape...

“I can haz badge”.

I’ve noticed their new playbook is to tweet or post something completely untrue, all the while knowing that is the case, and letting other, gullible people replicate and disseminate it (because...the originator is a ‘respected’ or ‘known’ official, and there’s nooo way they would ever lie about such a thing!). Then…

I think the correct term is “poop emoji brown”, but yeah I agree.

This tweet is EVERYTHING.

Your last sentence is what was on my mind as well; given that ISIS destroyed the Temple of Bel, the Temple of Baalshamin, the Triumphal Arch, three columns during executions, multiple Tower Tombs and the remaining museum collections when they were running around all willy-nilly in Libya, Iraq and Syria, my fear is…

This part made me laugh:

This is a B.Y.O.B affair, obviously!

You are correct; unfortunately, if you cover up said lights/front end, you’re left with a 2000 Saturn...

Yeah...I saw “Martinez” (who should know better) and I was like “she said WHAT?”

Basically!

The one thing they should do if this goes through is look at the modeling of the Brightline trains in FL that run from Miami to Orlando and hit Palm beach and Ft. Lauderdale in between. When you book the Brightline,you can arrange to have a car waiting for you at either or both ends of your destination...for a…

I had not heard of the existence of something like this til today!

They were like “SPECIAL EDITION ALL OF THE THINGS!!!”