Came here to say, if that video hadn’t been made/released, you know how this was gonna end.

That cartoon is everything. Enjoy your star (and your goose, wherever it may take you!)

Let me tell you...

I thought this as well, but unlike the Cobra my local dealership has that definitely drives foot traffic, cause...Cobra, if I saw this advertised and was looking for that kind of car, I’d actually avoid that dealership, because I’d figure, if they have that kind of markup on one car, how much more is the rest of their…

Her mother-in-law comes to stay with you?

You’d think; yet, you can violate your probation by literally raping four women, confess to it...and hey, just have a judge “pray for you” and it’s really no big deal:

I think that people who know they can’t handle their alcohol...know they can’t, and don’t care. I had a late evening flight from Denver this month, and was watching a football game at a bar before my Uber came. Every time Denver scored, all of the patrons got a free shot; Denver scored three times while I was there,…

Side note: while I don’t agree with them not allowing these cars to be registered...

I guess this means the Jag passed that whole roof-strength test thing.

The bird got nervous when it saw what was coming!

I know someone with one of these, as well as a 70's Vette with the wagon treatment; done nicely, they don’t look bad. This is...I’m just gonna leave it at ND.

I don’t care how good the lovin’ is...I ain’t putting nobody’s name on my face lol

Yet they could tell you about every “Real Housewives of (X)“ episode, or about every move in the last football game, or whatever...but “don’t have time” for this. SMH

From the article:

That’s listed under “optional equipment”, apparently.

Nadir? Nor’easter? Nebuchadnezzar?

Any car they only make 2,155 of is special enough for me!

Always wanted one, and though this isn’t the color I’d select, for that price I’d deal with it. NP

Stop it, ya Lunatiq!

Here I’d just assumed Florida and kept scrolling...