Whoever is paired with Gus Johnson, beating him to death with a microphone while repeating “Stop screaming in my fucking ear”

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

This will change with the new administration. It will become much more acceptable to have a very close, intimate relationship with a Cousin.

His father Terry belongs on this list also.

I just disagree that it’s a micro-aggression. This is a woman no one outside of China would have cared about. It’s not like she’s setting the Olympics on fire.

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

Dammit, I wish I could read more of this instead of having to watch a video.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

Fartolo Colon How are your ribs?

21 Lump Meat

Wow, that's hard to believe.

The tone is Doug Barry's "I don't know how to write or report, so I'll just put an indignant tone on everything" tone.

My girlfriend (a vegetarian) and I travel by car a lot, and honestly, even if the Burger King veggie burger is gross, at least it's an option. I don't understand the tone of this post at all. If you can give roadtripping vegetarians a better choice than "just fries" when they're in the middle of goddamned nowhere,…

Look at that batboy.

so wrong on so many levels. +1

Perfection +1 (though the same could apply to Jordan)

Mmm... neighbors. You sound attractive and financially secure. Is there a Mrs./Other Mr. Math?