Gotta give Potter credit. That was a pretty damn jovial POW video.

Will Leitch has the stage presence of a 8-year-old Tunisian girl.

Gosh, if only there was some terrible ESPN-alternative whose entire business model seemed to be hiring the blowhards that even ESPN couldn’t stomach. Something like Box Sports 2, but catchier.

I was one half of the couple seated next to Ms. Rogoff. Every word of her story is true. My wife and I have since divorced. I got custody of our frequent flyer miles so my bitch of an ex-wife will be relegated to middle seats until the end of time.

Go marry your sister, you ignorant redneck.

Then Orel Hershiser, Kevin Brown, and Bob Welch should be in the Hall of Fame, too. Schilling is a poster boy for the Hall of Very Good.

“He’s a man! He drank a 40!” said Blackmon’s college coach.

Chad Bippman here. Notice that we lose sight of the ball for a moment before it reappears, bounces, and goes into the hoop. Not saying that this is a gag, but it’s something we at least need to consider.

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Florida State doesn’t usually take FCS transfers, but they’ll make an exception in this case.

You have way too much time on your hands, nerd.

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Fact: I’m smarter, wittier, and more handsome than you.

The only fake shit on here is you.