Good decision to stand down. I don’t want you to think I was picking on you. I just enjoy shutting down people who are being dickish.

It’s a piss poor headline. Makes it sound like Upshaw did something nefarious. Change it, Deadspin.

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Fact: I’m smarter, wittier, and more handsome than you.

The only fake shit on here is you.

Typical 21st century nonsense.

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Hardy is crackin’.

There are black Dynamo Kiev fans?

Exactly. Imagine all the dads who had to explain that to their kids

Not to be that guy, but it’s disrespecting the game to let a position player pitch in the postseason.

It’s called reality, you dope.

Cris Carter always has his fall guy fart for him.

Dropping a mention on Sportscenter is one thing. Showing up on the sideline is another.

Right, nothing matters. Maybe you should go read Camus and leave the commenting to people who believe things actually matter, you pretentious jerk.

It matters not that he wasn’t calling the “fame.”

Either you work for ESPN or you appear as a fan on your alma mater’s sideline. Not both.

A better team that they were favored to beat by 7 1/2 points.

Spurrier is retiring.

It’s not the first time a Gore was robbed by bush from Texas.