I know a guy who has the same totally black arm. He was covering up a “where the wild things are” tattoo that he got 15 years ago because he didn’t like how many people got tattoos after the movie came out a few years ago.

Can this count as a Streisand Rule violation? Literally no one on earth knew he was violating the league’s policy until they tried to bust him for it.

I don’t think you need the sentence about white people in that statement.

Thats nonsense. To say that a parent has failed if their child misbehaves even one time is absurd. Testing the limits of authority is a key facet of healthy adolescent development. As a former white teenager who sometimes misbehaved as a teenager, it never occurred to me before that I should be grateful I was never…

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I don’t know where these humongous people are storing all that water. Maybe its a bathmat problem? I shut off the water and wait approximately 3 seconds before getting out of the shower and drying off on the bath mat. The bathmat gets wet, but its in the shower corner, so idgaf. Buy a better bathmat?

Gruden was nonsense last night during the Packers games.

No doubt in my mind that I care more about continuing to watch The League than I care about this dude getting Brian Williamsed.

I’d like to see the study methods and raw data regarding jizz odor. Were samples collected from a sufficient number of members of each studied race? Were the samples sniffed in double-blind trials? How was the jizz collected?

Mike Huckabee, secret socialist, wants to distribute (not-actually-real) nullification power equally to all citizens (that agree with Mike Huckabee)

Even if it’s not indisputable, it’s reasonable to guess that he might have known about it, which is enough.

Douchestroyer?

Sure, I just wanted to refute the notion that the car is going to burn an obscene amount of gas while the engine melts into the pavement.

I see police officers in the south leave their cars running with the hood open for over an hour or so to keep the AC on for the canine in the back seat. (obviously their hood doesn’t seem to have been open) Idling doesn’t burn that much gas....I can drive for 5 hours at 80 before I need gas. Idling uses much less gas…