Clearly these are all fake, because none of them claim to tip a minimum of 25%+ every time, no matter what.

HOPE YOU GOT YOUR SITTIN’ PANTS ON

With an interior like that just carry a pipe (not a crack pipe) and smoking jacket with you. You wont be “broke down” you’re “lounging”.

You should have known better than to fuck with the sausage king of Chicago

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

The Saab looks like your older aunt in a Nun’s habit and the Alfa looks like a gracefully aging supermodel. Are we looking at the same car?