Crap! Jim, I let you out of the gimp box for a few minutes and THIS is the shit you pull on the internet?

Why is that car wearing Bruce Lee’s tracksuit from The Game Of Death? Seems like thats the game Nissan is playing here. Ghosn you get down here from the Pagoda and explain this!

Perfect car for me to commute to work in! I work from home so don’t get yer panties into a salted pretzel

Daytona Chronograph you say? Can only be earned over a 24hr period huh? Pfft...I ain’t gotta win nuthin’ for this calculator Casio right here.

I get that premium car brands tend to fuck you over with pricing but, asking you to repeat said position while driving is cheeky of them. Any word if it’ll have holes in the seats ala GT40?

Why strain yourself when I can help with your gold withdrawals, buckaroo!

I walked out of the Mac dealer when they wouldn’t throw in the floormats. Total. Deal. Breaker.

You piece of shit Kayne! Dirty arsed back fucker stole my idea. I've been programming code for The World of Donda Westcraft, a realtime malpractice for tha multiplayas. I'm gonna sue his black ass.