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We talkin ‘bout PRACTICE!?!1!

I mean, what kind of day did that kid think he was in for? His parents must have sold him on alpaca lies.

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

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I just wanted to get on top of his toes.

My dad did this to me when I was a kid. He said, “I’m leaving your mother.” Then he left. Mom said he moved to a farm upstate where he had room to run around and play. But I’m an adult now. I know the truth. She had him killed.

Hey now, I also like to feed on despair, schadenfreude, and granola.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

“You know how I know you’re Gay?”

Well, I am a professional racer (retired). He did check oncoming traffic, pulled on the track, and left PLENTY of room for the other rider. The other rider just happened to crash and therefore “went wide” and took out rider number one. Wrong place, wrong time. As far as rider number one causing rider number two to go…

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.