Thanks, I just had it waxed.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

I wanted you to be the first to know that I have purchased Gawker with my money and we will now exclusively publish incoherent ramblings about celebs, tech celebs, teens, tots, potato farmers, athletes, extreme athletes, desktop computers, shoes, and Poppe Culture, a senile former miner from Kentucky who got himself…

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

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I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

The water was “confused.”

Thanks for that, beantown01.

I find these kind of pictures highly pornographic.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

Janay Rice apologizes for her role in causing this situation.

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

Enhance!!!

At the Copa...Copacabana.