Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

They have no idea what this word means, its not written in American language. 

Even if you don’t know Spanish, contra is used as a prefix in English. It still means “against” or “opposite of.”

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.

More of a creepy maybe home invasion tale but:

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.