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This is a message I can support. Though parallels aren’t even 2nd to other wheels BMW has churned out.

You see my avatar? I didn’t take this vote lightly.

Old AMG wheels are hideous and haven’t aged well. New AMG wheels are attractive, though not very distinctive. Old BMW M wheels are great, and the new ones are mostly okay.

Style 65 (top) and style 68 (bottom)

M Parallels > All other wheels

Who knew that this kind of protectionist measures would have unwanted consequences ?

The guy in the Mercury Mariner behind them went to trade it in immediately after

I’ll take the psychotic speedster busa over the dickhead straight-piped harley who likes to lane split in 2nd gear the entire time and mash the throttle for no apparent reason other than to blow out the eardrums of myself or anyone else unfortunate enough to drive with the window down.

Polite and penitent...

The E34 M5 is good, but the E34 M5 wagon is perfection:

You said in the snow, right?

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

bro does bro thing in bro truck with bro and then does bro things with a back-ho and out bros all the bros, bro

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Pffft, you only say that because MotoGP has tons of passing and close championships.

Everyone should just watch MotoGP and stop giving F1 money. Then they would learn

I have 2 (personally biased because I’m part of both):