Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Not that he needs to get rid of the GTI, but if you’re looking for an excuse, this is the right way to do it!

Engine: a Honda engine.

D.B. Pooper

I was one of those people who didn’t love it initially (and fit into your description as I really love Shaun) but every time I’ve seen it since, I’ve grown to like and appreciate it more, and now I find it to be a superior film to Shaun, even if Shaun is more consistently funny (to me, naturally). It truly is an…

Woo! Finally, some props from Jalopnik. Here is mine (1 of 7 with S54, LSB/Black):

Bathurst is in Gran Turismo 6, and I ran a royal shitton of laps on it.

I wouldn’t even try a move there IN THE GAME.

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

“The Chevrolet SS was a classic case of giving enthusiasts what they wanted, but not having your fan base put their money where their mouth is.”

The hardest question I’ve had to face in my late 30s has been this: When it comes to providing well for my kids, E63 AMG or College?

I’m kind of surprised that someone actually installed it. I know in my state, a minimum of a 6" deep concrete floor is required for a lift. Most homes - again, depending on your local zoning - will have a 4" depth floor. Maybe that’s why it’s not hammered into the floor. Did you get a receipt?? If it was a cash deal,…

Oh yeah, I love Silverstone/Bluewater. I occasionally see a facelift Silverstone/Bluewater (not sure which) M5 around town and it looks sooo nice in person.

My M5 was a 2000 model year and I got it for $7k because it needed rod bearings. I fixed those myself along with some Vanos work, but the car wasn’t great cosmetically which was pretty frustrating: it had chrome wheels, caramel leather that was all cracked and terrible, and various body panels were repainted poorly…

Hey there, fellow E39 touring owner! I have a 2000 540i Touring. It’s a bit underpowered compared to an E39 M5, but I plan to remedy that by swapping in an M5 drivetrain at some point in the future. My touring is Japan Red, what color is yours?

Amen! I also have an E39 M5 that I work on myself with a very tight budget. It is 400 miles away from eclipsing 200k miles, and still runs like a beast. Oh, it also has the Dinan 3.45 rear, so even more torque for me!

In this article, the writer discovers that torque is what makes cars fun in day-to-day life. Try an E39 M5 and you’ll realize why so many people still love it to this day. I’ll give you a hint: torque. Lots of it. Everywhere. With a proper 6-speed.

This guy again?!