As the proud owner of an original DMG, my mind immediately screamed “YOU’RE DAMAGING THE SPINE”, before I realized it was a photoshop.

As both a Jays fan and an MLB fan, I’m slightly pissed that Bautista’s slide gets labelled a hard slide. The call on that play seems shitty, because it’s not adhering to the MLB’s new rules.

That’s horseshit.

Congratulations. You’ve taken the appropriate line drilled into you by the contemporary justice system: immediately and with no reason ignore the child entirely, and then impart a vicious motive to the mother involved in this case.

It doesn’t twist logic in the slightest. Not having insurance means that you are clearly risking having someone shoulder the economic burden of your health care. In this case, all you have to do is pay a fee to the IRS to help mitigate this shared risk.

This looks like garbage. 20 seconds of fictional nonsense science, followed by 1:30 of acrobatics?

Archimedes did it first:

Sorry, but this dude’s out to lunch if he thinks these are genuine, positive feelings on either side. Maybe he’s always been attracted to this person, but you don’t go twenty years without trying to resolve something genuine. You go twenty years with a nebulous, undefined relationship of co-dependency. Maybe he likes…

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:

The only reason any part of this insanely moronic “counterculture” works is because industry culture is so backwards and archaic that things said on Twitter are still lent some semblance of credulity. One day corporations will wake to the fact that Twitter is literally a huge, hot pile of worthless garbage populated…

As a person whose mom was born and raised in a small village in the toe-end of Italy, I can honestly say that each Italian person’s food is defined by their tiny tiny region, and the regions spend so much time and energy with the hilarious national pastime of disputing the “best” recipes that it doesn’t matter what…

This is LITERALLY how you are supposed to make Italian Risotto. You are supposed to toast the rice in oil with a little garlic before you start adding stock to it to cook. I know many people just add straight parboiled rice, but my old mother would be unhappy with that.

Hmm? What gives you the idea that Kiki isn't Japanese?

I’d like to appreciate this comment, but I have to know more about the size of your cock first, kay?

Oh good. I was afraid this idiotic post would not serve as fuel for jerks to comment on the tit size of great actresses.

Yeah but with Hilary you understand what she is: a career politician who is pretty much at the apex of the whole system. Like Obama, she’s in a position to understand how to compromise, to create compromise, to convince others.

You are LITERALLY ascribing behaviours and operations to Sanders that you are making up based on nothing. Based on your own hope, I suppose.

Here’s the tl;dr for everyone:

Does anyone think that even if universal healthcare fails to pass that Sanders will simply just roll over? Or is the more likely scenario that he’ll fight for universal healthcare but take what he can get along the way, if that means solidifying and expanding the ACA?

The song is called “Yakety SAX”