Surgery doesn’t give you more notes. LEARNING TO SING PROPERLY gives you more notes. It also prevents vocal cord rubbing, which is what caused the need for surgery in the first place.

So your solution to the apocalypse is to travel around the world, dancing?

True enough. I guess it’s always presented as he didn’t really “know” anything until Newcastle. I didn’t get into his history prior to that as much.

No, Constantine was a charming tough guy, who stumbled into mysticism through a horrible accident. He shouldn’t be a nerdish, nebbishy guy, but someone more streetsmart, charming and angry. He’s basically Sid Vicious but with magic. That casting wouldn’t work.

If you liked Avengers 2 and Thor better than Ant Man, the diagnosis is clear: You hate movies which are even marginally about relatable people and only like explosions and hyper-cornball “hero” dialogue.

He actually doesn’t make fun of her food, or her cooking, but ONLY her show. He said she’s one of the only people at Food Network that can really cook, but that the whole “Jeffrey” think is fucking weird.

Even though the daycare was found to be unlicensed and was shut down in the aftermath of Karl’s death, Scorah is not concerned with fault.

Bible stuff sells pretty consistently because

That’s truly ignorant, and totally unwarranted. Up until this fight, Rousey’s aggression was smart. It was a tempered move to keep the pressure up while she searched for an opening to use her superior ground game. She didn’t press forward blindly, but with a plan. You don’t have a win rate of 100% by being an…

The fight was over in the first exchanges of this match, as Rousey consistently walked straight into a fighter with vastly better reach, and excellent punching precision.

Heinrich Dove found the ultimate trend in new age medicine, 150 years before its time.

So what you’re saying is that it’s about time to patent an “iPhone guide to finger-banging” app?

“Jap-anime”?

“This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Then she shoots me a get-real look. “Literally zero magic has happened in here.” She holds up her glass in a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”

The UFC’s “anti-doping” policy is kind of laughable though. I mean, when even Joe Rogan - still the public face of UFC, is consistently saying that everyone’s on drugs.... well... everyone’s on drugs.

When you ionize Neon gas, that isn’t turning it into a “plasma”. A plasma is a different thing. Neon gas ionizes with very low amounts of power, which is why it can glow harmlessly in 35 dollar budweiser signs all over america.

Liking Straight no chaser and hating Pentatonix is like loving vanilla ice cream, but despising vanilla chocolate chip ice cream. The difference is negligible.

Old Jim Hubbard

This list of guns is INSANE. How is he not in jail on possession charges? This rivals most SWAT team arsenals.