I’m not really sure what this is, except some fanciful, grossly incorrect science. What if alien bacteria were magically infused with adamantium, granting them wolverine-like sharpness? What if?

Ok, that’s great......

I think any real danger would come from microorganisms that are designed to eat basic lipids- oils and fats. Regardless of what the other ecosystem holds, it would be difficult to imagine a better storage medium for organic energy than some kind of lipid.

This is deeply disappointing, and shows that the writers don’t really have any grasp of what the enduring appeal of the archaic, far-past-its-prime Spectre is. The mystery is in the conflation of this whiff of the divine with the all-to-real reality of the enormous violence it inflicts. It’s one of the few comic…

A completely alien organism would have no ability to affect any of our biological systems. It would have evolved over billions of years to find hosts in its own ecosystem, and replicate there. Viruses and bacteria do this through complicated, perfectly-attuned protein and RNA systems. The odds of these…

Fall is uncontroversially, celestially beautiful—the light trapping each afternoon in slow amber, the sensation of aerated translucence, the furious roosterish gradation of the leaves.

“I’m okay with that devastating heat thingy for other people!”

Well, that’s a pretentious, foppish answer from an idiotic dandy. Somewhere in this thread you offered the generous offer that we could “fuck off”. I think I’ll do just that.

That still doesn’t answer the question of “why this is on Deadspin”. I’m left-leaning and political, but I can’t even really get behind this, because I come here for soccer gifs and stupid football stories. It feels like an exercise in resume-beefing for somebody.

They’re just not as clean as they were billed...

it’s refreshing to see athletes stop with the platitudes

whether Tom Brady ordered a small amount of air be removed from footballs

How can you protest effectively, if you can’t even finish colouring!

yep.

You’ll quickly find out, as most people do when they age a little bit, that Heinlein is literally the bottom of the barrel in terms of thinking about things. He’s a ridiculous joke. You shouldn’t quote him, because he’s offensively stupid. But you especially shouldn’t quote him on economic theory, because he’s…

He’s matured

Jesus doesn't kelly clarkson have exhaustion every few months. We get it, you're an alcoholic. Whatever. Just go to rehab and shut up about exhaustion already

Also, to not put too fine a point on it, “Octopus” is now a recognized word in the English language and linguistically there’s absolutely no purpose in continuing the inane practice of pluralizing things according to their etymological roots.

Normal CarMax appraisers probably would’ve been intimidated

So the next iPhone will be.... 2 feet by 1.7 feet?